House of Leifs

kitty-rogue-katskratch:

sassy-little-peacock:

total-tortilla:

slugbox:

bonusjosh:

thedeedeedee:

nanasharkwolf:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

sonic Riders: Hedgehogs and birds racing on flying skateboards.

Bulletstorm, you shoot people and do tricks by kicking and hitting them with a glowing stick

Resident Evil 4, You travel to the boondocks to find a whiny bitch only to end up infected as a hooker in red attempts to save your life.

You pay a dollar to listen to crap J-Pop from some fluorescent light lined speakers. Jump around like an idiot too. In public. Don’t forget deodorant. Then you put more money in.

Missile Command. You try and blow up missiles that are trying to blow up some cities and you can never win.

Skullgirls: A bunch of catty bitches PMSing all over the place.

Psychonauts: You play as a kid that bends spoons and blows shit up with his mind.

You play as some kid who wanders around outside collecting and raising small animals for hours and hours on end. Every conversation you try to have pretty much winds back to this stupid animal collecting habit that apparently everyone is flipping their shit over, and there are some full grown damn adults who’ve converted perfectly good gymnasiums to show off their collection and the whole thing is kind of pathetic and sad. (Pokemon :D)

starexorcist:

militarypenguin:

one mooooore thing

holy shit fuck

solaciolum:

desultoryjester:

crossbowsandwalkers:

221tea:

khaoskomix:

What the Fuck ever brownies

1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.

Mix it in a bowl.

Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way to thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.

Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.

Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.

Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.

Eat brownies.

this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life

#NO THAT’S….. NOT WHAT NUTELLA IS FOR……,

xcuse u that is *exactly* what nutella is for

cyclopticrobot:

huryrorprp

Oh man, I actually really like this idea.